The Sucks Series

by / on July 20, 2012 at 8:21 am / in Gimme Five, Pop Music, Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Songs where the Beach Boys, well, sucked

The Beach Boys have been showered with accolades since belatedly reuniting again with Brian Wilson, the results of which became their first original full-length album in decades.

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by / on July 4, 2012 at 7:13 am / in Gimme Five, Pop Music, Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: When the National Anthem, well, sucked

In its best moments, the National Anthem is a heady combination of patriotism and emotional resonance, conveyed by force of dizzying talent.

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by / on February 8, 2012 at 9:19 am / in Gimme Five, Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Songs where the Eagles, well, sucked

The Eagles have been rightly praised for their canny combining of Glenn Frey’s city-slicker R&B with Don Henley’s country-fried rockabilly. Fans responded by sending every one of their albums to platinum status

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by / on January 9, 2012 at 9:34 am / in Gimme Five, Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Songs where Pink Floyd, well, sucked

Everybody went through a Pink Floyd phase, right? But, the child is grown; the dream is gone. Let’s face it, some of this stuff, well, sucked.

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by / on December 27, 2011 at 8:36 am / in Gimme Five, Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Songs where the Beatles, well, sucked

There is much about the Beatles that’s easy to love. The ornate pop, the long-haired peaceability, the arguments over which one’s your favorite. Still, lend them your ear and you’ll discover a few duds.

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by / on September 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm / in Gimme Five, Pop Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Rock classics that you don't have to love

Spend enough time around rock music — or, at least, rock critics — and you’ll be convinced that any number of Seminal Works, Forgotten Gems and Timeless Standards are must-have items for your record collection. Even if they turn out to be, you know, retreads dressed up as brilliant pop redux (Gene Clark’s post-Byrds catalogue, many of Syd Barrett‘s solo [...]

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by / on November 4, 2008 at 6:21 am / in Rock Music, The Sucks Series, Uncategorized

Gimme Five: Songs where Ringo Starr, well, sucked

When Ringo Starr recently announced that he wouldn’t be responding to any more fan mail, it occurred to me that he must be completely unaware of the disastrous foibles he’s unleashed on a loving but ultimately unwitting fanbase. Certainly likeable (at one time, anyway), Starr was and is a drive-by celeb, someone so lightning-strike lucky to have replaced Pete Best [...]

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